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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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