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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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