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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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