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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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