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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘
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