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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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