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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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