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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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