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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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