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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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