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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛
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