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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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