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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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