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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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