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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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