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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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