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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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