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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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