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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊
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