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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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