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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛
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