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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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