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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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