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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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