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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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