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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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