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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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