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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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