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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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