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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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