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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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