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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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