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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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