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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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