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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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