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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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