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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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