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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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