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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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