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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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