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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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