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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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