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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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