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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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