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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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