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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮
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