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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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