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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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