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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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