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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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