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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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