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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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